I'm fairly easy to speak to.
Twinkies R Mah Lyfe
[freshman voice] middle schoolers
[sophomore voice] freshman
[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?
[malfoy’s voice] potter
when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me”
and ur just
yeHA THAT’S THE PROBLEM
Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.