Twinkie god

I'm Matt. I'm the dude in red.

Ellie.

I'm hungry.

Kik: TwinkieFried

snapchat: shit-bricks

I'm fairly easy to speak to.

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smilingsloth:

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

I. CANNOT. FUCKING. WAIT. FOR THIS.

GO WATCH THE TRAILER AKDJAIGKGGD!!!!

(Source: sebastianstoned, via icekingcanyounot)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via icekingcanyounot)

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: wentzologist, via moths--wings)

anal-angel:

i don’t want to stab my body rn :-)

(via ball-deep)