Twinkie god

I'm Matt.

I'm hungry.

Kik: TwinkieFried

snapchat: shit-bricks

I'm fairly easy to speak to.

Twinkies R Mah Lyfe

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contemplatingescape:

fruityrighteousblowhardfactory:

ask-alfredtheconqueringhero:

ludwigbeilschmidts:

[freshman voice] middle schoolers

[sophomore voice] freshman

[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?

[malfoy’s voice] potter

(Source: hoennween, via adventures-of-a-halfblood)

subcourfeyrac:

when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me”

and ur just 

(⊙ヮ⊙) …………

yeHA THAT’S THE PROBLEM

(Source: asexualasahi, via yesnotnicola)

Me at school:no really i am smart i just don't feel like doing this

(via shutdownthecity)

(Source: latelycravingmore, via whenitrained)

Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.