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bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(via f0xboi671)

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(via ourprivategalaxy)

thegilly:

beatlesneveroutofstyle:

When Paul was inducted into the Rock’n Roll Hall of Fame, Stella wore this shirt in support of her Dad. A few years later when Stella won an award for Fashion, Paul wore his :) 

That just put such a smile on my face.

(via 90s90s90s)

It’s all falling apart!
I’m erasing you, and I’m happy!
You did it to me first!
I can’t believe you did this to me.

(Source: freecocaine, via wearenotadream)